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冷笑話也可以說bad jokes，但如果是爸爸那種說了好幾十年的就真的是dad jokes了😹
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I don’t often tell dad jokes. But when I do ,he usually laughs.
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เด็กภ changed the name of the page to ใยไหมชวนเล่นใยหม่อนชวนเที่ยว
Let's announce !! Fanpage, including exercises Has changed
Important times Rebranding is "เด็กภ"
Considered a big change You can doubt, but don't panic.
Add, there is a reason everyone must know. Because of that, let's read the important reason !!!
Hello, I want to know why. Has the name changed? What happened to the old name? Include exercise moves First of all, I have to briefly describe that the fan page includes exercise It was born from the admin as someone who found something positive. It is something that encourages people. For example, good quotes that can help people who are frustrated smile and become more energetic again. (Secretly whispered that Add is a little friend)
Including jokes Or cute pictures of the world's animals that look and smile, and that is a good story in Thai society Therefore want to share Share to your friends who can socialize, have a fire in life. Actually, it includes the admin as well. Because sometimes when I get discouraged, I come and look at the post as if I could hill myself again. Later, there were people who like the same things, like. Press follow to comment. Tag a friend to see it because it matches real life. I can tell you that Add is very happy to see that this can be a space for everyone to come and enjoy.
The main reason why Add decided to change its name to "ใยไหมชวนเล่นใยหม่อนชวนเที่ยว " this time is that now it has grown a step further by graduating and starting to work. Become a full-fledged office worker or salaryman. Yep, the work story was really surprising.
There are stories from the housewife to the boss. Both stressful matters Hard work Hilarious fun But most of the time is the story .. Mostly unexpected But the add will be presented to have fun and laugh I can be encouraged for sure.Therefore I want to modify the content That would like to share and would like to lead this brand to penetrate other market segments I want a new friend who is also an office worker. Add believes that the members should be in the office as well.Because most often understand each other very well, even if the joke, the content, the content, the content that we will change, but we still do not leave. Something that encourages friends as before.Content that will be presented on the next fan page - Quotes of encouragement Quotes about everyday life in the office Including a light and funny pecking of the boss - Share good stories Various professions where he worked hard but was not mentioned to encourage everyone - GAG manga and story telling
Rail through cartoon characters May have a colleague come to jam too. It's fun for sure. -VDO funny simulating events at work Friends will know that "like this is it?" - News about money man Rail through cartoon characters May have a colleague come to jam too. It's fun for sure. -VDO funny simulating events at work Friends will know that "like this is it?" - News about salary, rights or promotions that we must not miss. - Other content That we will post to know before anyone else About finance, various banks, certifying updates before anyone else
本年度最陽剛又最性感的MV就是Lil Nas X了😆
喜歡的話記得留言讓我知道，也別忘了訂閱我的頻道和開啟通知哦！
Hey all!
Make sure to leave a comment to show love, and don’t forget to LIKE, SHARE, and SUBSCRIBE to my channel and RING THE BELL so you don’t miss anything from me.
-TERI xx
【完整翻譯】Lil Nas X & Jack Harlow - Industry Baby
Baby back, couple racksCouple Grammys on him, couple plaquesThat's a fact, throw it backThrow it back
我回來了 帶著滿架子的獎牌
葛萊美拿了好幾座 白金唱片得了一堆
這一切鐵證如山
所以趕快轉過去熱舞來討好我
And this one is for the championsI ain't lost since I beganFunny how you said it was the endThen I went did it again
這是獻給稱霸的冠軍
踏上路以來 我從來就未曾迷失
你不覺得好笑嗎？ 酸民說我玩完了
但我回來了 又大獲全勝
I told you long ago on the roadI got what they waiting for
I don't run from nothing, dogGet your soldiers, tell 'em I ain't layin' low
早在那條老街上 我就說了吧
我有大家引頸期盼的東西
我可不會隨便逃跑
所以告訴你的大軍 我沒有要低調引退的意思
You was never really rooting for me anywayWhen I'm back up at the top, I wanna hear you sayHe don't run from nothin', dogGet your soldiers, tell 'em that the break is over
反正你也從來沒喜歡過我
當我重返榮耀 我要聽到你說
「他不會輕易離場」
所以集結你的大軍 告訴他們休息時間結束了
Need to get this album doneNeed a couple number onеsNeed a plaque on every song
Need mе like one with Nicki now
我得把這張專輯完成
我得再拿下幾座冠軍
我要每一首歌都有白金獎牌
我要和Nicki一起站上高峰
Tell a rap nigga I don't see yaI'm a pop nigga like Bieber
I don't fuck bitches, I'm queer
But these niggas bitches like Madea
告訴嘻哈饒舌仔 我眼裡根本沒有你
我就像小賈斯汀一樣 流行到爆
妹子？我沒興趣 我是酷兒
你們這些酸民就像個老媽子一樣
let's do it
I ain't fall off, I just ain't release my new shit
I blew up, now everybody tryna sue me
You call me Nas, but the hood call me Doobie
開工吧
我沒有跌落神壇 我只是新歌還沒發
我一夕爆紅 現在每個人都想告我
你們叫我Nas 但我家鄉的人叫我Doobie
[Jack Harlow]
My track record so clean, they couldn't wait to just bash meI must be gettin' too flashy, y'all shouldn't have let the world gas me
我沒拿什麼獎 他們等不及就說我沒實力
我肯定是太招搖了 你們不該讓全世界噴爆我
It's too late 'cause I'm here to stay and these girls know that I'm nastyI sent her back to her boyfriend with my handprint on her ass cheek
太遲了 因為老子我已經要在這裡待下
妹子們都愛我
讓我在她的翹臀上留下紅紅的掌印
再回去找她男朋友
City talkin', we takin' notesTell 'em all to keep makin' postsWish he could, but he can't get close
OG so proud of me that he chokin' up while he makin' toasts
I'm the type that you can't control, said I would, then I made it so
謠言四起 我們做著筆記
告訴大家繼續po文吧
他只是羨慕 但他永遠趕不上我
嘻哈大老們為我驕傲 他敬酒的時候還在哽咽
我完全不受控 我就是說到做到
I don't clear up rumors, where's y'all sense of humor?
I'm done makin' jokes 'cause they got old like baby boomers
Turned my haters to consumers, I make vets feel like they juniors
Say your time is comin' soon, but just like Oklahoma
我從來沒在闢謠的 你們難道都沒幽默感嗎
我也不想在開玩笑了 不然怎麼講都是老梗
把我的酸民變粉絲 讓老兵變年輕
你說你的時代已經要來了
Mine is comin' sooner, I'm just a late bloomerI didn't peak in high school, I'm still out here gettin' cuter
All these social networks and computersGot these pussies walkin' 'round like they ain't losers
但我的時代來的更快 我是大器晚成
我在高中不受歡迎 但現在我越來越討喜
這些鍵盤戰士 總是故意說著妹子怎樣 顯得自己比較不魯
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11:34 Industry Plants爭議
13:59 總結
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"Olivia Rodrigo - Deja Vu" Lyrics:
Car rides to Malibu
Strawberry ice cream, one spoon for two
And tradin' jackets
Laughin' 'bout how small it looks on you
(Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha)
Watching reruns of Glee
Bein' annoying, singin' in harmony
I bet she's braggin'
To all her friends, sayin' you're so unique, hmm
So when you gonna tell her that we did that, too?
She thinks it's special, but it's all reused
That was our place, I found it first
I made the jokes you tell to her when she's with you
Do you get déjà vu when she's with you?
Do you get déjà vu? Ah, hmm
Do you get déjà vu, huh?
Do you call her, almost say my name?
'Cause let's be honest, we kinda do sound the same
Another actress
I hate to think that I was just your type
And I bet that she knows Billy Joel
'Cause you played her "Uptown Girl"
You're singin' it together
Now I bet you even tell her how you love her
In between the chorus and the verse (I love you)
So when you gonna tell her that we did that, too?
She thinks it's special, but it's all reused
That was the show we talked about
Played you the song she's singing now when she's with you
Do you get déjà vu when she's with you?
Do you get déjà vu? (Oh-oh)
Do you get déjà vu?
Strawberry ice cream in Malibu
Don't act like we didn't do that shit, too
You're tradin' jackets like we used to do
(Yeah, everything is all reused)
Play her piano, but she doesn't know
That I was the one who taught you Billy Joel
A different girl now, but there's nothing new
I know you get déjà vu
I know you get déjà vu
I know you get déjà vu
Hey guys, just created a really fun video for you all, have been thinking about it for a long time.
This video is not made to offend anybody or subjectify any specific individual but just how I feel on some days versus when I Shoot like a blogger. It is all me and I don’t hope to hurt anyone’s feelings with this video.
Tell me if you like it, and I will create more.
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