#美國遊玩需知
這陣子很多人來美國打疫苗,有三樣到美國玩滿重要的事情,分享給大家。
1.在台灣,「行人」過馬路的紅綠燈,閃紅燈是不能走,但是 #在美國小紅人在閃是叫你趕快走的意思。
你可能會想說,那就都不走就安全,不,以前我家路口有個短短的馬路,他沒有綠燈,就只有閃紅燈跟紅燈。
開車時的閃燈意涵就更難了,你必須要讀他牌子上的字,有時候是綠燈的時候你要讓對向(LEFT TURN YIELD ON GREEN),
有時候是閃黃燈的時候你要讓對向(LEFT TURN YIELD ON FLASHING YELLOW ARROW)(他全部都會是大寫)
#給行人的小紅人閃動時是趕快過
#給車子的閃紅燈要停
2.如果你 #開車突然聽到廣播聲,八成是警車出現叫人靠邊停,要注意是不是自己,
沒注意到反而繼續加速的話,後果可能不太好。
還有靠邊停之後, #請雙手放在方向盤上等待警察前來。
不要下車、不要想要先翻出自己的駕照什麼的,基本上在美國警察面前,請把手放在他們看得到的地方,
他如果過來看到你正在翻東翻西,可能會舉槍叫你freeze,
在美國,每年因警察執法過當而喪命的case比比皆是,
但由於槍枝管制很鬆,警察真的是非常危險的工作,時不時也有警察被隨機的惡徒開槍的事件,
所以在這件事上要特別小心,也當作保護自己吧。
(去年有個黑人在被逮捕的時候,警察叫他不要動,他還摸了褲管,就被警察開槍打死了,最後是判警察無罪,因為褲管是藏槍的地方,警察不會冒這個讓你拔槍的風險,但是最後發現那個黑人的褲管裡根本沒有槍。)
(順帶一提,我這周出門,看到賣槍的路邊攤了,他就隨機出現在路邊,然後招牌是一個牛皮紙箱撕下來上面寫"GUN"。
不免有點懷念家鄉,這種情況上面只會寫"不甜免錢"。)
3.小費問題
小費這件事我都會特別提醒來美國找我的朋友,
因為 #在餐廳吃飯不給小費對服務生來說是污辱。
他們是靠小費維生的,不要覺得它是一個選擇,所以可以選擇不給,這樣是在敗人品啊。
請台灣的大家把美國小費想成:台灣的餐廳已經包含了小費,所以你沒得選,
美國是讓你遇到很差勁的服務生時能有選擇給少一點的空間。
各地給小費的範圍可能會不太一樣,建議詢問當地朋友或上網查,
午餐和晚餐、平價和高價餐廳、服務類型不同(譬如說有些是要客人自己到櫃檯點餐、吃完自己收拾)的小費也都有一點區別。
然後 #速食不用給小費喔。(如果你特別滿意的話,旁邊也有小費箱可以自己另外給啦)
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Comment être une véritable Française?
怎麼當真正的法國女人?
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我相信很多人平常都追蹤 My Little Paris幾天他們po了一篇我覺得很好玩的文章 (here: http://gofrenchyourself.mylittleparis.com/en/sample/62-58ca665c9c462)
以下 是本篇的內容 還有部分簡單的中文,原文是英文的, 形容40個方式讓妳根本就可以當法國女人~
是不是您的夢想 哈哈哈! 就算現在是 相信看完後,就不是了!
有一些 感覺還蠻對的 有一些只能形容巴黎女生 (其實 大部分都是吧
again.....)
我沒有翻譯全部 因為我翻譯得太爛 然後時間有限.... 有空再補一補好了.
然後這讓我想畫畫一張圖....
你們能在圖片中找到下面哪一些?
然後你們覺得裡面的那幾句 最有代表性?還是你們覺得 比這些有更形容法國女人的一些習慣嗎?
1.Drink your coffee sitting down, and out of an actual cup.
喝咖啡時, 坐下來 喝在真正的被子 (不要用帶走的紙杯) ☕️
2. Insist that you have 'almost no money left' when your friends invite you to a cocktail bar. Propose wine at yours.
3. Drink so much wine you spend the equivalent of 11 cocktails online.
4. Always carry a packet of tissues in your bag. 永遠都要帶一包衛生紙
5. Moisturize obsessively. 不要怕保濕
6. Spend a sixth of your income on scented candles. 把你6分之一的薪水花在有香味的蠟燭 🕯️
7. Order rosé in March like the brazen, untamable woman that you are.
8. Make the last item on your grocery list a gigantic bouquet of flowers. 去買菜時 在你的清單上的最後一行,寫”以大朵花”🌹
9. Learn how to express at least five different emotions using only one swear word. Putain. Putain! Putaaaaain. 學會用至少5種不同口腔說" putain" (大概是 "媽的"的意思 然後法國人隨時都是用它 能形容很多不一樣的情緒 )
10. Be suspicious of: politicians, dating apps, supermarket bread, overly-smiley people, any orange cheese that isn't mimolette, and cafés that serve more than two kinds of milk. Also: margarine.
懷疑所有的東西
11. Always assume people want your opinion. 一直認為大家需要您的意見
12. Ensure that at least 85% of what you say is accompanied by hand gestures. 百分之八十五 你講的話都要搭配手勢
13. Shoot an emphatic look of horror at any person who asks to meet for dinner before 8pm. 如果有人約你八點前吃晚餐 給他一個很惻隱的眼神(法國人晚上9才吃晚餐,好啦8點半左右 哈哈)
14. Have a favorite chef. 一定要有你最喜歡的廚師 🍳
15. And a favorite film director. 還有最喜歡的導演 🎬
16. Drink expensive wine alone as proof that you're a carefree bon vivant who'd rather be alone than settle for mediocre company (as opposed to just incredibly single.) 一個人的時候 喝很貴的紅酒 為了讓大家知道你甚麼都不管 只管快樂 然後你寧願以個人喝也不要有不值得的人陪!
17. Learn how to ride a bike in a dress without flashing anyone.
18. Spend a few hours every weekend wandering through a new neighborhood without any specific purpose in mind.
19. Take three days to respond to people who write to you. 等三天才回信
20. Don't apologize for the delayed response. 讓人等, 不用道歉
21. Go to a museum to look at "art", by which we mean "handsome men with sensitive souls and a great collection of Merino wool sweaters that they regularly dry clean because they have both the sense and income to do so."
22. Spend 73 euros on houseplants and kill 50 euros worth of them within the month. 花很多錢在植物上 然後讓大部分的死掉.... 🌳
23. Wear a plain white t-shirt and jeans with an absurdly expensive perfume. 穿白色Tshirt 和牛仔褲 搭配非常貴的香水
24. Question both the credibility and intellect of people who wear ballet flats.
25. Devote an irrational amount of attention to keeping your nails perfectly oval-shaped.
26. Notice the smallest details, and comment on them. 注意最小細節 然後討論他們
27. Compliment other women and mean it. 贊成其他女人, 一定要有誠意
28. In summer, carry a small bottle of facial mist with you and spritz yourself in public with wild, sensual abandon.
29. Cultivate an astounding topographical knowledge of all rooftop bars within a two-mile radius of your neighborhood.
30. Dress up, buy a newspaper, and go read it outdoors where everyone can see.
31. Even if you don't smoke, carry a lighter around so you have an excuse to chat up attractive, cigarette-smoking strangers.
32. En route home from yoga class (right after you pick up groceries from the organic co-op) stop at the tabac for a pack of light cigarettes, because #healthyliving #lifeisshort #sergegainsbourglife. 瑜珈課下課回家的路上, 在剛買了有機菜後, 買一包香菸 因為 #人生很短 #健康生活 🚬
33. Insist that you "just don't understand" people who actually queue up for hours just to get a table at that trendy new Italian place that refuses to take reservations. 一直強調你不懂怎麼會有人可以去排隊好幾個小時為了在最紅新開的餐廳得到位子.
34. Send your unemployed best friend to get in the line at 5pm. (Love you, Chloé!!) 請您沒有工作的朋友下午5點就去排隊…
35. Plan your commute based on which Métro line has the hottest dudes (lines 1, 8, and 12). 計畫您的通車路線根據哪一個捷運線有最帥的帥哥
36. Go to your grandma for love advice. 需要討論愛情的時候 去找你阿媽
37. Wear matching underwear. 穿搭配的內衣 👙
38. Convince yourself that it's your "natural sense of curiosity" that compels you to watch your neighbors through their windows, and not just the fact that you're nosy AF.
說服自己 一直看鄰居在做什麼 其實只是一般好奇心而已 而不是妳很愛管閒事...
39. Maintain that you are a romantic and an idealist but also realistic, modern, and highly practical, and so that is why you finally decided to just swallow your pride and download Tinder, and anyway you shouldn't have to justify yourself to anyone, and also your friend Marie met her boyfriend on an app and they're practically engaged, so, ta gueule.
40. Buy a striped shirt. 買一件 有條文的Tshirt.....
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