【我親愛的Zoom視訊客人們】
To My Dear Zoom Clients
我忍了真的⋯⋯真的⋯⋯很久,今天過後實在忍無可忍,一定要叮嚀所有過去和未來的客人們。
我年紀很大了,受不了太大的刺激。
拜託,你們可以Zoom好來嗎?😓😑
一、Zoom視訊的視角 = 拍護照照的視角
護照自2020年起就已成為古董,但大家這一生應該有拍過證件照吧!
對了,就是要頭髮整齊,讓我看到你的雙耳、雙眼、鼻子、嘴巴、頸項和肩膀,到胸部。
我批八字時,需要看整個面相。不要讓你一半的臉掉出鏡頭外,這樣很像鍾無艷,也不要嘴巴不見掉,這樣我很像在跟一條羅漢魚視訊。
我看面相包括看你的嘴巴、牙齒和說話時的嘴形。是的,看相就是需要那麼仔細。
如果你的螢幕太低,那就找書本或舊報紙,把螢幕墊高一點。別讓我整一個小時半只看到你的雙下巴,會把你的面相比例給看錯。
不要一直告訴我不好意思,方法是人想出來的。
•
二、光線
太暗,我看你如見鬼。
太亮,我會看不清你的膚色。
拉開窗簾,不要背向陽光。
有必要的話,就直接開燈!
•
三、勿放什麼椰樹沙灘/金門大橋的虛擬背景圖
什麼虛擬背景圖都不要放啦~
我的家美最重要,我不在乎你的家美不美,我只是來看命的。
如果你的Wi-Fi不是很強,電腦功能不是很厲害,這類的虛擬背景圖會讓你的視訊畫面卡卡的。
有時你轉個身,整個右邊不見了,或部份的頭髮少了,讓我覺得我好像在看恐怖片,嚇人啊~
•
四、環境和聲音
有些海外客人其實非常用心。為了與我視訊,特別去買有麥克風的耳機🎧,讓我能更清楚的聽到他們的聲音。😍
沒有使用耳機和麥克風的客人,往往他們的聲音會有種空氣般的回音,如果他們本身講話又小聲,我的耳機聲量開滿,我還是聽得滿辛苦的
也有香港和馬來西亞客人租過會議室、鐘點房間或單人工作室,就是為了不受家人的干擾,能安心的與我視訊。😍
最有趣的是,去年新加坡阻斷措施時,有位男客人跑到屋外的走廊坐在地上與我視訊。只是外頭風聲有點大,我好幾次都聽不清楚他的聲音。
曾有客人在咖啡廳與我視訊。咖啡廳裡的高談闊論聲和器皿的敲擊聲,頻頻從我的耳機闖進我的耳朵,哇~我的耳朵那時真的是活受罪,還要裝一副氣定神閒的樣子。
天啊,兩次過後,我寧願退錢,也不再見這樣的客人了。耳朵只有一對,我要保護好啊!
在這裡聲明:一般我們買手機時的那種有麥克風的耳機,就已能視訊。沒有戴耳機和麥克風的客人,我一概會拒絕諮詢,把費用原銀奉還。
五、孩子
曾試過諮詢的前20分鐘,一直被女客人的小孩打擾,進來哭著要媽媽主持公道。
如果你家中有六歲以下的兒童,會時不時來敲你的門,我建議你還是先別約我。你這樣會分心,無法聽好我交代的事,而我也得一直等你去安撫你的孩子,就無法在限定時間內看完你的八字,這樣對誰都不公平。
六、我只見客人一人
這個規矩,從我一出道就定下來,也清楚的寫在網站上,根本不用一而再的來試探水溫。
但這兩個星期,還是有客人硬闖關,事先安排自己的配偶/孩子坐在電腦的另一面,要他們聽我講他的八字。
我從不改我的規矩,也沒有八字或風水是我非看不可的。
讀書這麼高,連自己的命都不能自己負責,這已經不是能改到命的人了。
你一定要你的配偶陪你聽,那你需要的不是我來教你改命,是你的配偶來安你的心。
將來若還有這樣的事,我會直接中斷視訊,把錢退回去。
七、「我第一次用Zoom!」
可是從報名那天到今天的諮詢,你有兩個月的時間去摸索。
兩個月,怎麼還是錯誤百出?因為客人根本沒有事先準備和練習。
結果我就這樣等了20分鐘,還得等對方下載軟件。
Zoom不難使用,但如果是你沒有花時間去摸索,就不要撒謊,直接說,我就直接退現錢。
品德是改命的資糧,不要為了自己能脫身就隨便編一個漏洞百出的謊,還說自己是好人。這...不會臉皮太厚了嗎?
小事都不願做好,絕對不會成大器。
八、暈車
有些客人用Ipad或手機來視訊。
重點是,他一支手拿著手機,一支手拿筆寫筆記。他一邊寫,另一支手就一邊搖晃。他做在床上,移動一下,手機就彷彿大海嘯幾下🌊
我一天如果見三個這樣客人,我的視線就搖晃了5個小時。工作完畢後,頭也會痛得厲害,無法完成晚上製片的工作。
沒有自拍器三腳架,也應該有些書本或東西來頂著手機。
各位,多點善心,為我著想一下吧⋯⋯
__________________________
To My Dear Zoom Clients
I have been enduring it for a really really long time. That's it! I am gonna put a stop to this after today and send out this reminder to all my past and future clients.
I am getting on in years, and cannot stand too much stimulation.
Please.... can you guys do a proper Zoom?
Number 1: Going on screen in Zoom = Taking a photograph for your passport.
Since 2020, the passport has become something of an antique but I believe everyone has taken some kind of ID photos! Yes, the ones with your neatly combed trusses where I can see both your ears, nose, mouth, neck, shoulder all the way to your chest.
I would like to see your full face during the Bazi Consultation. Please don't allow half your face to fall off the screen and you end up looking like Zhong Wu Yan! Please also don't hide your mouth making me feel like I am talking to a Arrowana.
When I analyze your facial features, it includes your mouth, teeth and the shape of your mouth while you are talking. Yes, it is down to such level of details.
If your PC / Laptop monitor is too low, please find a book or old newspapers and stack it on top. Please don't let me only see your double chin for that 1.5 hours, as I would probably get the proportion of your face wrong.
Don't keep telling me you are apologetic. Think of a way out.
Number 2: The background lighting.
Too dark, you risk looking like a ghost.
Too bright, I cannot figure out your skin color.
Draw open the curtains, but don't face your back to the sunlight.
If necessary, just turn on the lights!
Number 3: Background images of coconut trees on sandy beaches or the Golden Gate Bridge.
There is no need to put on a virtual background. I only care about how my hone looks, I am not bothered by yours. I am only here to see your Bazi.
If your WIFI signal or your PC / Laptop performance is poor, using the virtual background can often make your Zoom video choppy. Sometimes when you turn your body, one side of your body or some part of your hair will disappear. It's really like one of those spooky movies scaring the wits out of me.
•
Number 4: Background environment and noise.
Some of my overseas clients really put in effort for our Zoom sessions. They bought a headset with a mic so that I can hear them properly and vice versa.
Those that did not use a earphone or a headset often sounded echo-ish, and if they spoke softly, I would have to turn on the volume on my side full throttle and still have a hard time trying to hear them.
There are some clients from Hong Kong and Malaysia who would rent meeting rooms, hotel rooms or private work spaces by the hour so as to reduce any disturbance from others and better focus on the Zoom session with me.
I recalled an interesting incident during the Circuit Breaker last year. A client from Singapore Zoom-ed with me along the corridor outside his house. Most of the time, I was hearing the howling of the winds rather than his voice.
Some clients sat themselves in coffee places for our session. These places are often filled with loud chatters and the clanging of cups and plates, and my ears suffered terribly. Yet, I have to continue to be seen as composed and attentive.
Goodness me, after 2 of such experiences, I decided that I rather refund these clients and never see them again. I have only 1 pair of ears and I want to protect them at all costs!
A normal earpiece that comes with the purchase of a handphone is good enough for Zoom video calls. For clients who do not have a earpiece/headset and a mic, I would end the consultation and refund the monies.
•
Number 5: Children
There was once where a session with a female client was repeatedly disrupted by her kids, running in crying for their mother to settle their quarrels. If you have children below 6 years of age, and likely to interrupt our session, I suggest you don't book a consultation with me.
You will be distracted, unable to focus on my advice and I have to wait for you to clear up the situation with your children, eating into the allowable time for me to complete the consultation. This is unfair to both you and me.
•
Number 6: I only meet one person, that is the Client.
I have set this requirement the day I stepped into this line of work, and it is clearly written in my booking form. There is no need to try your luck under any circumstances.
But in the space of 2 weeks, there were some clients who rode their luck and got their spouse / child to sit on the other side of the screen to listen in on our consultation.
I never change my stance, and there is no single client that I cannot afford to lose.
If you insist to have your spouse sit in, it is apparent that you do not need me to help transform your destiny. Rather you really need your spouse to put your heart at ease.
If such things happen the next time, I will end the session immediately and refund the fees.
•
Number 7: "My first time using Zoom"
But you have 2 full months to prepare before our actual consultation. You did not end up wasting time exploring the software and I wasted 20 mins waiting for you to download the software.
Zoom is an easy software to use but if you did not spend the time to familiarize yourself with it, please quit the lies and tell me directly. I will refund the consultation fees on the spot.
Our moral ethics serve as the foundation for our transformation. Stop weaving web of lies to get out of sticky situations, and still claim that you are a good person. Isn't this too thick-skinned?
•
Number 8: Giddy spells
Some clients use Ipad or their handphones for the Zoom session. Crucially, they hold the device with one hand, and take notes with the other. As they write, the other hand holding the phone becomes shaky. If he is doing that on his bed, his handphone would shake like a tsunami wave every time he changes his position.
If I see 3 such clients within a day, it would be 5 hours of shaking visuals for me. That would mean a splitting headache at the end of my work day, and not being able to work on my videos at night.
Even if you don't have a tripod stand, at least prop up the device with a book or something.
Please everyone, please be kind and have mercy on me......
同時也有3部Youtube影片,追蹤數超過11萬的網紅1620 夫妻生活,也在其Youtube影片中提到,#獨立筒床墊 #乳膠床墊 #台灣床墊品牌 ▶8個床墊試躺下集:https://youtu.be/fhAvlDlPv_o ▶2020年拍攝的獨立筒床墊心得:https://youtu.be/sVOB0wMTIhA ---- 我們自己去年就買了GAGU和德瑞克床墊! 這次老屋改造要幫公婆換床墊, 想帶他...
hold on 床 墊 在 1620夫妻生活 Facebook 的精選貼文
試躺8個品牌床墊(上集)
爸媽一口氣也躺了幾十張床,
一起跟爸媽體驗的感覺很棒,
每個人都有各自喜歡的躺感,
把試躺的紀錄分享給大家,
讓大家在挑選得時候有更多的參考!
--
你們看完有想要去試躺哪個床墊品牌嗎?
分享一個試躺撇步~
去試躺床墊得時候,可以帶著自家枕頭去試躺,
這樣就能模擬在家睡覺的感覺喔!
--
這集試躺的床墊有:GAGU、Lunio、德瑞克、HOLD-ON舉重床
是不是每個品牌看起來都很不錯,各自有各自的特色!
大家喜歡的躺感都不一樣!有獨立筒也有混合式乳膠~
還有可以客製化的床墊!每個品牌用的表布都不一樣!
挑床墊得時候可以細細研究一下自己喜歡的布料和躺感!
今天要發床墊下集喔~還沒看的人,今天上下兩集可以一次看完!XD
--
追蹤我們!
▶️1620 Line 聊天群:https://reurl.cc/pmlOk8
▶️1620 Line 團購群:https://reurl.cc/V3Ak9R
▶️訂閱1620頻道:http://bit.ly/2K88eEg
▶️1620 IG:https://www.instagram.com/1620vlog/
--
#床墊試躺 #1620床墊 #GAGUSLEEP #LUNIO #德瑞克 #舉重床
•防疫備註•
影片拍攝日:4月初
拍攝過程僅我們1組客人或與其他客人保持距離,
每間門市都有進行額溫測量並且酒精消毒後才開始試躺與拍攝。
hold on 床 墊 在 1620夫妻生活 Facebook 的最佳解答
#床墊試躺第4站
今晚試躺床墊YT影片21:00首播
這家品牌我完全沒接觸過!#舉重床
來試躺後有出乎我意料之外的厲害耶!
不管是支撐性和包覆感都做的滿好的!
服務上也有前所未有的突破
試躺後覺得太軟或太硬,現場居然可以直接幫你客製化組一床!
裡面的材質和公分數可以換,表布和鋼材也可以換!
有沒有很酷?
--
🔔舉重床小檔案
🔸台灣的品牌
🔸一開始研發的初衷就是為了讓重量級人是有一個好的睡眠
🔸歷經了三年與物理治療師和健身教練共同研發
🔸2019推出了HOLD-ON舉重床
🔸採用4H級硬式獨立筒彈簧 (8圈彈簧支撐更強)
🔸提供100晚試睡/10年保固
🔸床墊均價:2~3萬
--
媽媽試躺後直呼服務也太好!
嫌軟馬上就給你硬一點,嫌太硬再調一個軟一點的給你!
有沒有很Sweet!
它的床罩是可以拆下來的,
老闆有偷偷說~如果小朋友尿床或是不小心飲料打翻~
是不會滲透到床墊裡面的架構,
內層有再做一個保護,但同時又很透氣!
--
舉重床/台北門市
📍我們是在這裡試躺的唷!
02 2367 2508
台北市中正區羅斯福路二段168號2樓
#帶爸媽試躺床墊 #老屋改造
#舉重床 #1620床墊試躺
hold on 床 墊 在 1620 夫妻生活 Youtube 的最佳貼文
#獨立筒床墊 #乳膠床墊 #台灣床墊品牌
▶8個床墊試躺下集:https://youtu.be/fhAvlDlPv_o
▶2020年拍攝的獨立筒床墊心得:https://youtu.be/sVOB0wMTIhA
----
我們自己去年就買了GAGU和德瑞克床墊!
這次老屋改造要幫公婆換床墊,
想帶他們多去試躺看看各種品牌,每一家主打的特色都不一樣!
像是Lunio是混合式乳膠(不是獨立筒也沒有彈簧)很特別!
舉重床居然可以客製化躺感!(大家看影片就知道細節很多)
一開始爸媽會覺得不是都差不多嗎?
躺了好幾家後,越躺越有心得,很有感想!
深入瞭解床墊後,發覺每個人適合的、喜歡的都不一樣!
把這次的紀錄分享給大家,
希望你們挑選床墊得時候有更多的參考幫助!
下集還有四個品牌的床墊試躺喔!
----
GAGU SLEEP / https://sleep.gagu.life/
五股門市/台中門市
----
Lunio / https://lunio.com.tw/
台北門市/台中門市
----
德瑞克 / https://derekbed.com/
全台有20間門市
---
舉重床 / https://www.holdonsleep.com/
台北門市
---
•防疫備註•
影片拍攝日:4月初
拍攝過程僅我們1組客人或與其他客人保持距離,
每間門市都有進行額溫測量並且酒精消毒後才開始試躺與拍攝。
ps:此影片為我們找廠商合作影片,本企劃內容目的希望讓大家購買床墊時有更多的參考價值。
▶️1620 團購Line群:https://reurl.cc/V3Ak9R
---------------------------
▶️1620所有社群:https://linktr.ee/1620life
▶️訂閱1620頻道:http://bit.ly/2K88eEg
▶️1620 IG:https://www.instagram.com/1620vlog/
--------------------------
▶老屋改造全系列:https://pse.is/3d393z
▶透天裝潢全系列:https://parg.co/nOZ
--------------------------
剪接後製:20
玩耍+介紹:16
--------------------------
▶合作邀約:16vlog@gmail.com
▶ FOLLOW US
FB:https://1620vlog.pse.is/TUNCV
IG:https://www.instagram.com/1620vlog/
BLOG:https://www.16vlog.com/
--------------------------
hold on 床 墊 在 蔡偉傑 Youtube 的最佳解答
最近我收到一家廠商提供的床墊,
叫做HOLD-ON舉重床,
是專門設計給我們這種熱愛健身、重訓,
體重比較重的人使用。
這張床墊不僅躺起來支撐性很高,
周圍也強化讓整張床都很扎實耐用,
而且不像別的床墊太軟或太硬,
我睡在上面覺得回彈性很棒,
軟硬度剛剛好!
他的床布有涼感紗摸起來非常涼爽,
裡面還有抗菌防臭的奈米銀纖維,
如果你跟我一樣半夜怕熱容易流汗,
那這塊布你一定會很喜歡。
重點是床上整塊布還可以拆下來丟洗衣機洗,
很容易保持乾爽清潔,
下面還有防水層設計,
家裡小小孩或毛小孩尿床也不怕滲漏下去,
材質設計真的很用心。
因為舉重床的創辦人曾經是我的患者,
他之前因為椎間盤突出導致腰痛跟腳麻,
正因他自己有脊椎的問題,
因此在設計床墊時就非常注意脊椎保健的問題。
現在這張床在嘖嘖上面集資,
優惠只到1/14半夜,
價格我看過真的是非常非常划算!
現在買還有100天的試睡,
偉傑個人誠心推薦,
需要買床的朋友真的可以考慮。
嘖嘖連結:https://www.zeczec.com/projects/holdonsleep
對了,
他們家的枕頭也非常好睡,
支撐跟包覆的感覺滿棒的,
只是目前還沒上架比較可惜,
床墊跟枕頭的部分我這陣子會認真體驗感受,
後續我再發篇使用心得上來跟大家分享。
#床墊推薦 #床墊開箱 #枕頭推薦
#HOLDON舉重床 #holdonsleep
hold on 床 墊 在 凱蒂瑜珈Flow With Katie Youtube 的最讚貼文
身體比大腦了解更多,睡前,讓我們放慢思緒,
瑜珈練習可以建立與內在自我的親密感,與增進聆聽身體的能力。
當我們隱藏自己的情緒時,我們陷入了保護模式,
消除焦慮、憂鬱、發怒...情緒的兩種主要方法是笑和哭,
眼淚可以是悲傷、同情和喜悅,同樣的笑也是。
用瑜珈伸展充分感受愛與連接❤️讓自己跟自己在一起😊
感謝贊助商🙏
「HOLD-ON舉重床」床墊介紹頁
👉https://www.zeczec.com/projects/holdonsleep
專為體重較重及健身重訓族群打造的 #HOLDON舉重床
為重量級人士而生 一張 重量級的好床!
✔️ 高度支撐 - 讓您告別腰痠背痛
✔️ 放鬆舒適 - 徹底釋放全身壓力
✔️ 干擾性低 - 不再吵醒枕邊伴侶
✔️ 抗菌潔淨 - 床布可拆洗超抗菌
✔️ 涼爽透氣 - 背部不悶熱超乾爽
✔️ 經久耐用 - 用料做工扎實耐操
另外,還有
✔️ 100天試睡保證 - 在家輕鬆體驗好床
✔️ 10年全床保固 - 從裡到外全床保固
邀請你一起幫 Katie 的影片上字幕: http://bit.ly/38pwL14
請訂閱頻道,加入 Katie 的瑜珈旅程,讓我們一起深度練習:)
For more videos like this, subscribe to my YouTube channel!
想找 Katie 凱蒂
STAY CONNECTED WITH ME!
=========================
FB Page: https://www.facebook.com/FlowWithKatie/
IG: https://www.instagram.com/flowwithkatie/
歡迎來信: flowwithkatie@gmail.com
=========================
Song: Ikson - Spring (Vlog Music No Copyright)
https://youtu.be/EVGAjPzWHro