【被男客人逗笑記】
MY HUMOUROUS MALE CLIENTS
不知是不是物以類聚,人以群分的關係,原來我的客人也蠻幽默的。
事件一:
男客人:「老師!哇,你真人的臉比較小,在螢幕上看你的臉是比較大的!」
我抬頭看著男客人。
「你今天來,是幫我看相的嗎?」
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事件二:
我:「X先生,之前我這樣對你,是因為⋯⋯」
男客人一臉殷勤的說:「沒事,師父!你不用解釋,我都明白!我見過很多高人,高人高人一等,所以性格上都是有點奇怪,有些怪癖的!」
欸,不對,這是對我的讚譽嗎?怎麼聽起來怪怪的?🤨
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事件三:
我站在餐廳外,等老公結帳。
突然,一把聲音:「李老師!」
我轉過頭,欸,一家大小,是不熟悉的臉孔,應該是影片的觀眾吧!
帶著口罩都能被認出,對方真是好眼力。
我立刻現出「空姐式的微笑」,並打招呼。#反應快
男士告訴我,他很想請我到他家看風水。我點頭說,可以等報名表開放時報名。
之後⋯⋯
他眼睛就一直盯著我的雙眸看,再三的問:
「老師,你⋯⋯看得到,對嗎?」
我心裡的OS:我今天戴著隱形眼鏡,看你們一家人的樣子很清楚。我們第一次見面,我沒有認錯,我視力沒問題啊~
所以我很自然的點頭:「看到啊!」
男士保持著禮貌的距離,頭繼續往前,目不轉睛的研究著我的眼睛,喃喃自語:「我看老師的眼睛,是看得到的。」
然後,彷彿得到答案後,男士臉上才露出滿意的笑容。
看著他的表情,心裡覺得有點莫名其妙。
我只是因為以前用錯眼霜,眼袋那裡長了很多油泡而已,眼睛沒什麼問題啊~
告別後,我站在電動扶梯上,腦袋好像被五雷轟頂似後,我才猛然驚覺⋯⋯🤯
原來他剛才是在問,我到底是不是開了天眼,能否看到無形的朋友!
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I wonder whether it’s because of the theory “Birds of the same feather flock together”. I realise a number of my clients do have a funny bone in them.
Incident 1:
Male client, “Wow, Teacher! Your face in person is smaller! Your face look bigger on screen!”
I raised my head to look at him.
Me, “Are you here today to do face reading for me?”
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Incident 2:
Me, “Mr X, I treated you that way earlier on, because ⋯”
Male client earnestly chirped, “No worries, Master! You don’t have to explain. I totally understand. I have met many expert masters. Being superior experts, they are all eccentric in their own ways and all have some quirks!”
Erm, is this a compliment for me? Why does it sound weird somehow? 🤨
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Incident 3:
I was waiting outside the restaurant for the husband to settle the bill.
Out of the blue, I heard a voice, “Teacher Lee!”
I turned my head around and saw a family of unfamiliar faces. They must be viewers of my videos, I thought.
I was mildly surprised to be recognized with my mask on. They sure have good eyesight.
I flashed my signature SQ smile at them and greeted them. #quickreaction
The man of the family told me that he wished to invite me to his home for a Feng Shui audit. I nodded my head and told him to register when my forms opened.
And then…
His eyes fixated on mine, and asked repeatedly,
“Teacher, you…can see, right?”
The OS inside my mind started racing. I was wearing contact lenses and I had no problem seeing your faces. I was pretty sure that today was our first time meeting. There was no issue with my eyes.
So I naturally nodded my head and replied, “Yes, I can see!”
He kept a polite distance but his head inched forward a teeny bit, with his eyes relentlessly exploring mine.
He then mumbled, “I see that Teacher’s eyes are able to see.”
His face began to smile, as if his exploration had gotten him a satisfactory answer.
Looking at his expression, I felt baffled.
I only had many milia seeds under my eyes due to using the wrong eye cream in my youth, but apart from that, my eyes are perfectly fine.
After bidding farewell, as I took the escalator, my brain lit up as if it was struck by the five thunders.
I suddenly realised…
The male viewer was asking if I had the clairvoyant eye and could see the invisible!
同時也有2部Youtube影片,追蹤數超過667萬的網紅Travel Thirsty,也在其Youtube影片中提到,The Tsukiji Market (築地市場 Tsukiji shijō), supervised by the Tokyo Metropolitan Central Wholesale Market (東京都中央卸売市場 Tōkyō-to Chūō Oroshiuri Shijō) of th...
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do bidding 在 Travel Thirsty Youtube 的精選貼文
The Tsukiji Market (築地市場 Tsukiji shijō), supervised by the Tokyo Metropolitan Central Wholesale Market (東京都中央卸売市場 Tōkyō-to Chūō Oroshiuri Shijō) of the Tokyo Metropolitan Bureau of Industrial and Labor Affairs, is the biggest wholesale fish and seafood market in the world and also one of the largest wholesale food markets of any kind.
The market is located in Tsukiji in central Tokyo, between the Sumida River and the upmarket Ginza shopping district. While the inner wholesale market has restricted access to visitors, the outer retail market, restaurants and associated restaurant supply stores remain a major tourist attraction for both domestic and overseas visitors.
The market handles more than 400 different types of seafood from cheap seaweed to the most expensive caviar, and from tiny sardines to 300 kg tuna and controversial whale species. Overall, more than 700,000 metric tons of seafood are handled every year at the three seafood markets in Tokyo, with a total value in excess of 600 billion yen (approximately 5.9 billion US dollars on November 24, 2013). The number of registered employees as of 25 January 2010 varies from 60,000 to 65,000, including wholesalers, accountants, auctioneers, company officials, and distributors.
The market opens most mornings (except Sundays, holidays and some Wednesdays) at 3:00 a.m. with the arrival of the products by ship, truck and plane from all over the world. Particularly impressive is the unloading of tons of frozen tuna. The auction houses (wholesalers known in Japanese as oroshi gyōsha) then estimate the value and prepare the incoming products for the auctions. The buyers (licensed to participate in the auctions) also inspect the fish to estimate which fish they would like to bid for and at which price.
The auctions start around 5:20 a.m. Bidding can only be done by licensed participants. These bidders include intermediate wholesalers (nakaoroshi gyōsha) who operate stalls in the marketplace and other licensed buyers who are agents for restaurants, food processing companies, and large retailers.
The auctions usually end around 10:00 a.m. Afterward, the purchased fish is either loaded onto trucks to be shipped to the next destination or on small carts and moved to the many shops inside the market. There the shop owners cut and prepare the products for retail. In case of large fish, for example tuna and swordfish, cutting and preparation is elaborate. Frozen tuna and swordfish are often cut with large band saws, and fresh tuna is carved with extremely long knives.
The Tsukiji fish market occupies valuable real estate close to the center of the city. Former Tokyo Governor Shintaro Ishihara repeatedly called for moving the market to Toyosu, Koto. The long-anticipated move to the new market will take place in November 2016, in preparation for the 2020 Tokyo Summer Olympics.

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